Sweat Baby Sweat
Better to go to bed NOW. Tomorrow morning I have an appointment with my very own personal instructor.
And it's a girl. Hmmm wonder if she looks like Denise Austin.
And it's a girl. Hmmm wonder if she looks like Denise Austin.
Jean-Francois was drunk at 11:29 PM
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ooh i want to hear about it! was she hot? or was she pudgy and covered in pimples? was she butch and scary? details, details!
This woman scares the hell out of me. No joke, I once even blogged about it so you know it has to be true.
hahaha ms. e you made me laugh out loud!
So the Denise Austin look-alike, looked nothing like Denise Austin in all honesty. Her name was Beth and she looked just a regular girl: 5'5, dark hair just above the shoulders, tongue pierced, was wearing brand new Nikes, thin and I'd say fit, she had some kind of shoe lace wrapped around her right wrist and a watch on the other; had a necklace with a star hanging from her neck, I think she didn't shower today because her hair was "pillow combed", maybe had a hangover bc was drinking a lot of water, told me that I was so irresistible handsome (no, actually she didn't bc I ain't). Personality wise was kind of quiet, didn't talk much and didn't smile much either (but I got a smile out of her when she was counting my abs and I did only like 6 repetitions out of 10 and quit, and she was like "how many was that?" and I said "it felt like thirty eight!"). Oh, and I noticed that she needs braces in her lower teeth because they look like a fence after a being blown by a hurricane. And maybe a little tiny bit of make up and some more smiling could've made her look better (and a smaller outfit bc she was wearing sweatpants and a tee shirt, so I couldn't really see what was going on there).
Hmmm what else? She gave me her cell phone number and repeated at least FIVE times that if I had any questions I could give her a call and she'd answer them. Wonder if that is a standard procedure or a hint... I'm just gona take as a "standard procedure".
She also measured my drop-dead-gorgeous self and told me that I don't have a 24-inch waist :-( Oh, and pimple wise I think she had a small one on her forehead.
did you choose to have a female instructor? i sure as hell wouldn't choose a male instructor. it would be too awkward. besides he probably wouldn't understand me if i were to complain of "the monster kicking and scratching the inside of my lower abdomen"
though if there were only male instructors, i would choose a gay one.
You crazy girl, that description was hilarious! Now, I could deduce the meaning (what you girls get once a month?), but have you ever used that term with someone? Have you seriously used it?
I didn't choose a girl, I told them that either one would be fine with me.
"The monster kicking and scratching.." that's the best description I've ever heard. :-)))))
bingo. and yes, i have used this description before. i don't really wait for a reaction though because THAT'S HOW IT REALLY FEELS! (ok i exaggerate a bit but still).
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