Out in the Distance
Can you hear them. . .?
Out in the distance,
bombs are falling
on the floor
followed by their drunk owner, and his bar stool.
Jager Bombs.
Jagermeister,
mixed with RedBull.
Where the horizon meets the full moon,
they're being mixed
for me
and maybe for you;
and for me,
and me,
and me. . .
Hopefully
I won't fall from my bar stool,
while
holding a glass in my hand.
[better ask for a plastic glass tonight].
The Party Wagon to Hell and Beyond
is leaving the station. . .
adios!
Out in the distance,
bombs are falling
on the floor
followed by their drunk owner, and his bar stool.
Jager Bombs.
Jagermeister,
mixed with RedBull.
Where the horizon meets the full moon,
they're being mixed
for me
and maybe for you;
and for me,
and me,
and me. . .
Hopefully
I won't fall from my bar stool,
while
holding a glass in my hand.
[better ask for a plastic glass tonight].
The Party Wagon to Hell and Beyond
is leaving the station. . .
adios!
Jean-Francois was drunk at 9:04 PM
3 Comments:
All right dude, let's agree on some basic ground rules for this blog, shall we?
1. The Party Wagon to Hell and Beyond, such a cool term, should not be used and abused as you please.
2. That term is to be used ONLY when some heavy drinking, salsa dancing, girl flirting, sweet kissing, love making and the alike, looms in the horizon.
3. If you fear being turned into a pumpkin, then stay home motherfucker and don't waste your already wasted time!
4. No more autocomments... I mean seriously dude, people are gona end up discovering how fucked up you are while pressing on this behavior. So stop it.
5. Don't talk to yourself no more, don't you know that back in the days people were thrown in mental institutions and completely forgotten for less than what you've already been able to accomplish in this blog? This is just FYI, but keep it in mind.
6. Wash your hands before eating, try not to use the word "dude" so often, and stay away from white trash girls before you end up falling for one. Enough said about this topic.
7. Management will hold monthly meetings and hearings on the aforementioned topics. Change behaviors NOW or your sorry snow-white ass will be thoroughly grilled until it reaches a "well done" level of cooking.
and make sure they have all their teeth: i imagine sweet kissing works best if it´s with someone who has all his/her teeth!
Including all four wisdom teeth and shit?
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