In The Back Burner

I'm cooking as-I-type: the right front burner has a small pot with some wild rice; it's currently in low meaning than soon will be ready. The left front burner, the big one, is on high and my largest pot is sitting on top of it. I'm cooking a mix of a lot of stuff that I got me at the supermarket.

The two back burners are off; and I can't recall one single occasion when I've use them. . .

Needless to say my friends, I!. Am!. Hungry!.