A List

1. I like to take pictures
2. but im not a good photographer
3. i take pictures when i feel like taking them
4. and when i have my camera w/me
5. i have three cameras
6. two film cameras
7. one digital
8. the digital is the one i use the most
9. the other two i hardly use them
10. actually i dont use them
11. at all
12. one is a Minolta
13. point and shot Minolta
14. i bought it in china
15. for a hell of a lot of money
16. i love it
17. it had captured the best momentos in my life
18. so far
19. i also have a Minolta SLR
20. it has interchangeable lenses
21. but i only have one lens
22. the one that came w/the camera
23. it was an impulsive purchase
24. i couldn't contain myself
25. i sat on my hands
26. but ordered it online
27. tipping w/my nose
28. i was the happiest man when i got it
29. the next weekend i went talking pictures
30. and then the next one again
31. when i developed the pictures
32. i was disappointed
33. i realized that im not a good photographer
34. im a lover
35. and a great kisser
36. a great French kisser
37. not a photographer
38. one day i saw a digital camera
39. and i knew that i was going to buy me one
40. i did a research
41. different prices and models
42. locations and pixels
43. brands and support
44. warranties
45. lenses
46. reviews
47. and five minutes into my research
48. i got me a cannon s410
49. i was very exited when i got it
50. and i went on a shooting spree
51. up til today
52. my other two cameras
53. are collecting dust
54. untouched
55. since many months ago
56. actually thats not true
57. i use the slr
58. the Minolta slr w/interchangeable lenses
59. slr stands for Single Lens Reflex
60. i didnt know if you know what an slr was
61. now you know
62. so i also use the slr
63. i hang it from my neck
64. and walk around
65. with my digital camera in one hand
66. taking digital pictures
67. the slr camera
68. is only to pretend that im a good photographer
69. some people care about it
70. some others dont give a shit
71. some dont know what im talking about
72. i told a friend about the slr hanging from my neck
73. and the digital camera in my hand
74. she said that i was a snob
75. havent seen her ever since
76. told other friend about my digital camera
77. she said that digital cameras is cheating
78. taking pictures w/digital cameras is cheating
79. she works in a picture place
80. she takes pictures of babies
81. spoiled babies
82. and little brats that dont like to smile
83. she says that she's a photographer
84. because she takes pictures of babies
85. and because she owns like 20 cameras
86. all film cameras
87. some old cameras
88. some more new than others
89. some of them dont work
90. when i showed her my digital photos
91. she said that it was cheating
92. that my photos were nice but that it was cheating
93. me cheating?
94. yes you cheating -she said
95. she doesn't know what the hell shes talking about
96. put your hands on a digital camera
97. and youll never look back
98. once you go digital
99. you go digital
100. unless you go back to film
101. 101 is the title of a Depeche mode album
102. back to cameras
103. film and digital cameras
104. and the girl that said that digital equals cheating
105. i havent seen her in a while
106. actually in a long time
107. she wasnt actually my friend
108. just someone i knew
109. but i like to refer to people i meet as friends
110. if i know their names and have talked to them i refer to them as friends
111. even if theyr not my friends
112. is just easy to say friends than to say something else
113. but she wasn't my friend
114. just someone i knew
115. i didn't ask her if she likes lists
116. lists like this
117. a list where you list stuff
118. i dont like lists
119. only the grocery list
120. and i only like the grocery list when it includes beer
121. or condoms
122. or both
123. thats why i have so many of both
124. more condoms than beers
125. not because i get drunk before fucking
126. but because there has been more drinking than fucking lately
127. actually there has been drinking
128. because there hasn't been much fucking
129. im a bit fucked up
130. i guess it's obvious by now
131. not drunk-fucked up
132. at least not yet
133. but today is Saturday
134. and i may get drunk
135. but thats a whole different story
136. the thing is that i dont like lists
137. because i dont know what to list
138. girls are very good at lists
139. they list a lot of shit
140. maybe thats why they shop so much
141. or maybe i dont know what im talking about
142. but i know quite a few things
143. about girls
144. and life in general
145. not many i have to confess it my friends
146. but i know some tricks
147. i know for example
148. that when i reach 150
149. this list is going to stop
150. right at 150