Einstein

Sometimes I wonder if I am partially stupid or a complete idiot. Sunday morning and I've already showered, shaved, ironed a shirt, taken a Tylenol for a headache and applied a couple drops of my colone. I have a pen in my shirt pocket together with a piece of paper for phone numbers, and two condoms in my pants' left front pocket just in case -you never know what is going to happen.

I still can't believe that I agreed in going to my new family in law's church this morning instead of let's say. . . sleeping?