[VIRUSES]

I made the decision to call in sick tomorrow, so that the people at my office can talk on my back if they want without fearing that I might walk by and overhear their conversations. Maybe they wouldn't even notice my absence, or maybe I could get fired tomorrow, or promoted, who knows, life is full of surprises. Maybe my cubicle would get looted, or perhaps the IT people would take advantage of my absence to run some updates in my virus-infested PC and would find all the porn that I have in it and that I've filed under such code names as "contacts", or "templates", or maybe they'll venture even further and open that bigger-than-life file called "Confidential: Sensitive Projects" where I keep all the Heavy Metal Porn and then they'll have to read my rights to remind silent and that I have the right to a lawyer if I want and so on. Or maybe I should just stop writing so much crap and go to bed to see if I can make it tomorrow in time for the meeting.