The List

I made a list of sixteen things that I had to do today, I'm very good at it: I'll make a list of the things that I have to do, or to buy, or people that I have to call and then I'll do maybe nothing. I procrastinate a lot, because if you can do something the day after tomorrow, why the hell do you want to do it tomorrow? Today I thought about it, so it doesn't count, see?

But even though I forgot the list at home today, I did every single one of the things I was suppose to do. Awesome.

But now that I'm done and that I'm at home, thinking. . . I realized that what the hell am I suppose to do tomorrow? Everything is done!

Oh man, it never pays to be too clever after all.