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I would hate to be Jeese Jackson and to have to fly all the way to Florida in order to get his face on TV on the shoulders of a brain dead woman. Specially right when the media coverage and the controversy is right at its peak.

I guess he'll stay at the funeral as well, there'll be plenty of cameras there to put into practice all those long hours that he has spent in front of the mirror practicing to look outrage and worried. Maybe he'll come up with some tears, that will be whipped cream on the mocha!

But the cherry on top of the whipped cream, would be an intervention by either Tom DeLay or George Bush himself, God forbid!