Things NOT to Do

Do not go to a discotheque without cash, so that you have to use your debit card in order to get drunk. And DO NOT get drunk at the club; drink before hand so that by the time you hit the club, one more glass of Vodka Redbull does the trick.

IF for whatever reason the above can't be done, then the next day do not look at the tab from the club, as it might cause your already strong headache to get even worst.

And your stomach upset.