Hell or Heaven?

I decided many years ago that no matter what happen in my life or what I do, I'll be going to hell.

And hell might be a place without sex, pasta, bread, coffee with friends, blonde hair girls, lazy afternoons, red hot sunsets, computer games where you can shoot people and so on. It might be extremely cold, or with flames and shit; there might be a lot of water or a fucking dessert or perhaps a land filled with thunderstorms. Whatever it looks and feels like, I really don't give a shit.

The thing is that I just have one less thing to worry about in this life!