Tequila!

If you people are planning to go drinking Tequila one of these days, don't drink it the way I did it last night. I mean, don't drink it responsible.

And by responsible, I mean that you'll not use salt and lime to help ease down those shots in order to avoid acid reflux the next day. Also you'll avoid drinking some beers with your shoots, because the mix may worsen your hangover; you'll drink water in order to "hidrate" your rotten body. And even though you'll drink until you end up huging the toilet, once you've thrown up the first time, you'll head home to rest, not wanting to make things worse.

If you're gona drink Tequila, don't drink it responsible. Drink like if it was the end of the world; drink like if you wanted to die; drink like if you don't wanted to wake up ever again. Drink like if the death herself is after you, and if she's gona get you, she better get you with that bottle in your hand. Drink until you throw up your eyes off. Get drunk like a champion; believing that you'll wake up in heaven surrounded by 500 virgins with honey coming out of their breasts.

Becasue if you don't, then you'll be beging to be dead due to the hangover.