Spills
I was suppose to wake up at 7:30AM in order to have my shit going on today and to perhaps go to the gym but the truth is that I overslept.
I woke up at 8:22AM, took a pee, brew my coffee and read some of the news like I do every morning. I also checked my internet downloads because I do download shit like crazy; so much that my hard drive has filled up many times and some files have spilled outside my laptop on the desk and onto the carpet.
That big spot in the corner was one time that I left home and the laptop just kept downloading stuff all day long and when I came back home, late at night, I had to get on my hands and knees in order to clean all that mess.
Another day the files overflow into my cell phone, so everytime someone called, the traditional Nokia tune was replace by some porn actress having an orgasm -fake orgasm of course, which is louder, much louder than a real one.
Today the files spilled onto my Spanish/English/French dictionary and words like motherfucker, that had previously been omitted, had appear as "chinga tu madre", and Dude is translated as "compadre" and even the word "fuck" means "the act of fucking with or fucking up or fucking over or just get fucked by/with someone".
I should get a hard drive with larger capacity before those spills find their way to my seventy year old neighbor's condo on the first floor, and she may knock on my door wanting "some", if you know what I mean.
I woke up at 8:22AM, took a pee, brew my coffee and read some of the news like I do every morning. I also checked my internet downloads because I do download shit like crazy; so much that my hard drive has filled up many times and some files have spilled outside my laptop on the desk and onto the carpet.
That big spot in the corner was one time that I left home and the laptop just kept downloading stuff all day long and when I came back home, late at night, I had to get on my hands and knees in order to clean all that mess.
Another day the files overflow into my cell phone, so everytime someone called, the traditional Nokia tune was replace by some porn actress having an orgasm -fake orgasm of course, which is louder, much louder than a real one.
Today the files spilled onto my Spanish/English/French dictionary and words like motherfucker, that had previously been omitted, had appear as "chinga tu madre", and Dude is translated as "compadre" and even the word "fuck" means "the act of fucking with or fucking up or fucking over or just get fucked by/with someone".
I should get a hard drive with larger capacity before those spills find their way to my seventy year old neighbor's condo on the first floor, and she may knock on my door wanting "some", if you know what I mean.
Jean-Francois was drunk at 9:16 AM
1 Comments:
Good stuff. Thanks for leaving a comment on my blog. It turned me on to yours, which I now read everyday.
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