My Right Leg Hurts
My right leg is hurting me; it has hurt me all day today and yesterday. It hurts from the hip all the way to the knee, and then the pain stops. Even though my knee hurts, that's not the epicenter of the pain, it is distributed throughout my whole leg.
On Saturday I had a terrible dream where some people were chasing me. The images are blur, shadowy, unconnected pictures here and there with only one clear image: I was running for my life. I remember a car chasing me while I was on foot. I also remember a yellow bull -no, this is no bullshit-, who was also chasing me but somehow passed just inches from me at full speed a couple of times.
I woke up and both my legs hurt. Maybe I was trying to run while lying on the bed; kind of difficult I know. Both my legs hurt then, but now is only my right leg.
I'm sure it has nothing to do with the beers that I had yesterday night while watching the Superbowl, nor with the three quesadillas that I ate. The porn that I downloaded from the internet on Saturday has nothing to do with it either, as I've been scanning the internet for free porn ever since I have memory and the pain in my leg appeared only on Saturday.
Even though on Sunday I went driving around town, just to try to clear my mind, I don't think it affected my right leg. It is true that I use it to step on the gas and to push the stop pedal, but it was an easy drive and it wasn't anything traumatic.
I know that when your left arm hurts, that is a sign that your heart might stop pumping blood soon so you better chill out and go see a real murderer -I mean, a doctor.
What does it mean when your right leg hurts for more than 3 days? Is it maybe that my Anaconda, my prime muscle which has been performing so well all these years, is going to go belly up being good only to pee?
If that happens I really prefer my left harm to start hurting -really, really bad!
On Saturday I had a terrible dream where some people were chasing me. The images are blur, shadowy, unconnected pictures here and there with only one clear image: I was running for my life. I remember a car chasing me while I was on foot. I also remember a yellow bull -no, this is no bullshit-, who was also chasing me but somehow passed just inches from me at full speed a couple of times.
I woke up and both my legs hurt. Maybe I was trying to run while lying on the bed; kind of difficult I know. Both my legs hurt then, but now is only my right leg.
I'm sure it has nothing to do with the beers that I had yesterday night while watching the Superbowl, nor with the three quesadillas that I ate. The porn that I downloaded from the internet on Saturday has nothing to do with it either, as I've been scanning the internet for free porn ever since I have memory and the pain in my leg appeared only on Saturday.
Even though on Sunday I went driving around town, just to try to clear my mind, I don't think it affected my right leg. It is true that I use it to step on the gas and to push the stop pedal, but it was an easy drive and it wasn't anything traumatic.
I know that when your left arm hurts, that is a sign that your heart might stop pumping blood soon so you better chill out and go see a real murderer -I mean, a doctor.
What does it mean when your right leg hurts for more than 3 days? Is it maybe that my Anaconda, my prime muscle which has been performing so well all these years, is going to go belly up being good only to pee?
If that happens I really prefer my left harm to start hurting -really, really bad!
Jean-Francois was drunk at 6:34 PM
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