Shuffle

The shuffle function in my Winamp player is as creative as those women that have worked for 20+ years at the local branch of the DMV. I have 1,000+ songs and this crap keeps playing always the same tunes, over and over again.

Sometimes when I'm downloading crap for the internet, I leave it on so that the laptop can work non-stop all night and wouldn't shut down. The next morning when I crank the music up again, after an all-night shuffle. . . the same fucking songs are playing.

Every once in a while a song from my files will play and I'll go like "Wow! I didn't know I had that song! Cool!"

But that's as rare as sex these days.