Caffeine
What would be of my life without caffeine? I could survive for sure, is not that I would die or anything; but what type of life would I be able to lead.
Waken up early is not a problem; staying awake is. Thinking fast and solving problems could be part of my schedule like, maybe late in the morning or perhaps early in the evening and for short periods of time. High doses of energy and spontaneity would burst out of my red-haired self every now and then, but better get a picture to documented as you may not be able to witnessed very often. Energy and leadership in my job? Let's say that I'll show up for work and would look and act busy. Accomplishing things while seating behind my desk? Let's define what is an "accomplishment", and I'm sure we can reach some common ground.
Sex? Oh well that's not a problem: with or without caffeine I can assure you pretty ladies out there that Jean-Francois doesn't disappoint -even if I dies trying, believe me!
Searching for short and free porn clips on the internet? Hell not a problem! And blasting people, enemies, hostages, monsters, and even my own teammates in any of my computer's or PS2's first person shooter games would be a pleasure and I'll do it without blinking. Driving through the streets of Hong Kong, Tokyo, Edinburgh or NYC with any car and at any level of Project Gotham, kicking my ex-roommate's fat ass, would be an honor indeed. No caffeine needed.
Going to the gym without a cup of coffee between my chest and my back, or at least a can of Coke? Hell no! I could settle for a line of cocaine, but it effects in the body are similar to the caffeine on a major scale: increase neuron firing (activity) in the brain making the Pituitary release hormones for the Adrenal Glandes to produce Adrenaline. And well, the Adrenaline causes your pupils to dilate, increases heart rate, opens up respiratory tubes, increases blood flow to the muscles, the liver releases sugar into the bloodstream for extra energy, and the muscles tighten up, making you feel like ThE kInG oF ThE wOrLd! ! ! ! They both belong to the family of the Amphetamines after all.
So no caffeine, no rush, no hard work, no gym (shit! not able to see all those blondes sweating and jumping!), no coffee shops, no chats with friends over a cup of coffee, no Adrenaline into my system. . . Please meet Jean-Francois, the Tibetan Monk living in a little monastery nearby Lahsa, sleeping half a day and praying a couple hours a day . . .
. . . and screwing his fellow female-monks the rest of the time - ah!
Waken up early is not a problem; staying awake is. Thinking fast and solving problems could be part of my schedule like, maybe late in the morning or perhaps early in the evening and for short periods of time. High doses of energy and spontaneity would burst out of my red-haired self every now and then, but better get a picture to documented as you may not be able to witnessed very often. Energy and leadership in my job? Let's say that I'll show up for work and would look and act busy. Accomplishing things while seating behind my desk? Let's define what is an "accomplishment", and I'm sure we can reach some common ground.
Sex? Oh well that's not a problem: with or without caffeine I can assure you pretty ladies out there that Jean-Francois doesn't disappoint -even if I dies trying, believe me!
Searching for short and free porn clips on the internet? Hell not a problem! And blasting people, enemies, hostages, monsters, and even my own teammates in any of my computer's or PS2's first person shooter games would be a pleasure and I'll do it without blinking. Driving through the streets of Hong Kong, Tokyo, Edinburgh or NYC with any car and at any level of Project Gotham, kicking my ex-roommate's fat ass, would be an honor indeed. No caffeine needed.
Going to the gym without a cup of coffee between my chest and my back, or at least a can of Coke? Hell no! I could settle for a line of cocaine, but it effects in the body are similar to the caffeine on a major scale: increase neuron firing (activity) in the brain making the Pituitary release hormones for the Adrenal Glandes to produce Adrenaline. And well, the Adrenaline causes your pupils to dilate, increases heart rate, opens up respiratory tubes, increases blood flow to the muscles, the liver releases sugar into the bloodstream for extra energy, and the muscles tighten up, making you feel like ThE kInG oF ThE wOrLd! ! ! ! They both belong to the family of the Amphetamines after all.
So no caffeine, no rush, no hard work, no gym (shit! not able to see all those blondes sweating and jumping!), no coffee shops, no chats with friends over a cup of coffee, no Adrenaline into my system. . . Please meet Jean-Francois, the Tibetan Monk living in a little monastery nearby Lahsa, sleeping half a day and praying a couple hours a day . . .
. . . and screwing his fellow female-monks the rest of the time - ah!
Jean-Francois was drunk at 11:14 PM
1 Comments:
Yo Dude! Thanks for stopping by. Oh hell yeah! I have to confess it here (where else?): This post was the result of a gRaNdE cup of coffee that hasn't worn out yet.
Cheers!
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