Should I (2)

Or should I maybe drink the bottle of Bombay Saphire that I have had sitting on top of my refrigerator for the last few months? Like, drink it and blog about it. Drink and blog; blog and drink. And then once I'm all fucked up and shit, throwing up on top of keyboard, desk and carpet, unable to find restroom, just go to bed and wait for hangover to kick in.

Then, I'll blog about hangover: "An Ode to this Headache!". I could even come up with some poetry and shit about it.

Can't you tell that Jean-Francois is sleepy again for the sixth time today?