Match.com (5)

Later today I'm going to meet with another of my contacts in Match.com. We've spoken on the phone a few times and she sounds like a nice girl, plus she looks nice on her pictures.

We're going to have a cup of coffee and chat for a while. I really don't think there's going to be sex today, as she has to see her parents later today. But wait: how about the restrooms at the coffee shop?

I'll say this though: if that happens, I'll drive straight to the border with South Carolina and will get me the winner lottery ticket, as the odds of both events happening to me are pretty much the same!