My Mom is coming...

My Mom is coming to visit and is arriving this evening. She's going to stay for a bit more than 3 weeks -24 days. This is going to be a looooooooooong fucking month. I'm anything but exited and can't wait for her to leave -I know she hasn't arrived yet but out of all the things that I want, a visit from her is close to the bottom of the list, just ahead of a root canal procedure.

If you are wondering, I didn't invite her, she invited herself and told me like 2 months ago that she was planning to come to visit me. What should have said? No Mom, I don't want you to come? I should have, but I didn't.

Three weeks, 24 days, 576 hours, 34560 minutes... Please almighty help me!