Rationality

Me:
Would y'all like to ear the "rational me" talking about her? Speak up Dude! What do you have to say about her?

The Rational Me:
Well... she's not for me. We are different; we speak but we don't really talk to each other, and...

Me:
Shut up motherfucker!

The Rational Me:
You asked me, didn't you?